Wedding Survey
1. Where would you like to get married? somewhere really, really nice 2. What would you be wearing? a wedding dress durrrr 3. What would your fiancee be wearing? a tux or however you people spell it durrrrr 4. Who would be on your guest list? friends and family 5. What would be scheduled for the bachelor party? haha.. 6. What would be scheduled for the bachelorette party? ahah.. 7. Where would the reception be held? iono somewhere nice 8. What food would be served? iono.. 9. What songs would be played? love songs perhaps.. 10. And lastly, where would you go on your honeymoon? not sure
Opinion Survey
1. your boyfriend/girlfriend? well, i dont have one. 2. Harry Potter? he's hot 3. online dating? retarded 4. breast implants? eww.. 5. old people? they smell nice 6. the government? iono.. 7. the war? eh 8. sex? :) 9. vegetarianism? uhh .. 10. Howard Stern? iono who da fuck dat iz.. 11. prostitution? hahah.. 12. kids? annoying 13. the beach? beautiful 14. horses? wild 15. your father? weird 16. your mother? bitchy 17. abortion? eh.. 18. drug testing? uhh 19. jail? scary 20. the Incredibles? they're soo cool!!
Breaking Up Is Never Easy To Do...(Finish the sentence)
so i really like you and all... but yeah we've known each other... for sooooooo long i will never be able to forget... our memories and i will miss your... thingy hahahah and the way you... dance? lol you are so funny when you... fart but i just can't stand the way you... snore? why the hell were you... being gay to me ! do you... even CARE ? i can't believe... you are gay i feel really... "uncomfortable" ...doing this, but... i have to tell you..? lol so what i'm trying to say is... your gay it's over, and i'm... through with your gayness so... goodbye, have a nice life. (wow that was intresting lol)
>>pick 2 friends of the same sex, and compare them
A Tale Of Two Friends
first of all, who is person #1? : Jo who is person #2? : Randy
let's compare #1 and #2...
[ SECTION ONE - personality ]
a. how nice is #1 and #2? #1. nice but sometimes mean #2. he hella mean
b. how much of a good listener is #1 and #2? #1. pretty damn good listner #2. he aight..
c. how trustworthy is #1 and #2? #1. i trust him with a whole lot.. #2. i trust him but not alot
d. how loyal is #1 and #2? #1. eee #2.eee
e. how outgoing is #1 and #2? #1. really outgoing.. #2. not sure..
f. how lovable is #1 and #2? #1. LOVAAABLEEE #2. eh lmao
g. how creative is #1 and #2? #1.ffffr #2.fff
h. how artistic is #1 and #2? #1.gfhdgfh #2.gfhgfh
i. how deceitful is #1 and #2? #1.ghfh #2.gfh
j. how funny is #1 and #2? #1. funny-ER #2. funny
k. how motivated is #1 and #2? #1. fghgh #2.ghhgghf
l. how mean-spirited is #1 and #2? #1. ahhh #2. ahhh
m. how romantic is #1 and #2? #1. the most romantic guy i ever been with :) #2. pretty romantic..
[ SECTION TWO - looks ]
n. how stylish is #1 and #2? #1. secksi :) #2. he dressed good sometimes.. not all the time haha
o. how much of a trendsetter is #1 and #2? #1. he's more then a trednsetter than number 2 :) #2. blah. haha
p. how much of a good figure does #1 and #2 have? #1. uhhh.. #2. uhh..
q. how good is the hair of #1 and #2? #1. pretty nice.. #2. it's aight..
r. how attactive is the smile of #1 and #2? #1. :) very attrative. #2. it's aight.. hahaha..
s. how clean and put-together is the appearance of #1 and #2? #1. :) #2. :(
t. how good are the features of #1 and #2? #1. ahhh alot.. #2. iono lolz
u. how appealing does the opposite sex find #1 and #2? #1. ... #2. ...
v. how unwelcoming is the appearance of #1 and #2? #1. hahaha #2. ahahah
w. how attractive overall is #1 and #2? #1. pretty lol #2. he aight NOW...
Right Now 321.) What are you wearing?: pants, white beater, a blue jacket.. 322.) What are you listening to?: rodeo 323.) Who are you talking to?: no1 324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: thinking 325.) How is your hair?: its down 326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: socks 327.) Are you cold or warm?: warm :) 328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: nope 329.) Do you have any makeup on?: nope 330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Love spell from victoria secret, a clock, a picture frame, box of papers.. 331.) Pick up a books laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: your mom is gay. 332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: porn. 333.) What time is it?: 7 03 pm.. 334.) Should you be doing something else now?: nah... 335.) Why aren’t you doing it?: blah.. 336.) Is your room a mess now??: yeh.. 337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: naw.. 338.) What are any people around you doing?: iono.. doin their own shit.. 339.) Who are you thinking about right now? jo.. 340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: uhm no..
1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME (name of first pet + street you live on): jordan beechwood .. Ewww haha 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandad's/Grandma's first name + favorite snack) Flory Cookie hahaha
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant) fuck you
4. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME (first initial + first three letters of your last name) C cha lmao 5. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite animal + name of high school) dog pitt lol
6. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + city where you were born): ivy pittsburg
7. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME (name of sibling/parent [opposite sex] + cell phone company you use): mark none lol
8. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name + first 3 letters of your pet's name) manramjor.. hahaha
WHAT ARE YOU!?
--redneck-- 1] Do you believe the south will rise again? what the fuck 2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? no 3] Do you live in a mobile home? no 4] Is your car still primer gray? no 5] Do you like country music? hell naw 6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? no 7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no 8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? acres? 9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? no
-Goth-- 1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: naw 2] Is most of your clothing dark?: no 3] Do you think about death often?: yeah.. 4] Do you want to die?: at this time yeah.. 5] Are you a social outcast?: blah 6] Are you pale?: no haha 7] Do you like Hot Topic?: no 8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?: tim who? 9] Are you nice?: yeah
--Skater Punk-- 1] Can you skateboard?: no 2] Do you wear Vans?: used to 3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? yeahh 4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? no 5] Do you watch the x-games? no 6] Do you have any piercings?: yeah 7] Do you like/wear mohawks? they're cute.. hahaha.. yeah 8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: only1.. so yeh.. 9] Have you called someone a poser? yeah.. lolz
--Prep-- 1] Do you say the word "like": yeh .. but not hella.. 2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: hell naw.. 3] Do you pop the collar? lmao.. wow.. 4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: nah.. 5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen? uhm... 6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? yeah 7] Do you like pop music: sure.. 8] Do you want/have a little dog?: yeah... i have 1 9] Do you have friends from different cliques?: yeah
--Hippie-- 1] Is your hair long?: yeah.. 2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: no 3] Do you want peace?: lmao ohh yeeee 4] Do you want to save the animals? sure,, 5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: i dont know is it? 6] Is love essential in your life?:yes.. 7] Have you smoked pot? nah.. 8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? yeh..
--Gangsta-- 1] Do you act ghetto?: hahaha sometimes.. when i feel lik it.. 2] Do you wear do-rags?: naw.. 3] Do you like hip-hop?: yeh.. 4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: yeah i believe so.. 5] Do you believe he's alive? well.. i heard hella shit bout him bein alive n all dat.. and his music keeps coming out new... yeah i sorta belive hes alive somewhat.. 6] Do you like afros?: they aight.. 7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle": FOSHIZZLE 8] Do you like to dance?: haha yeah.. 9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit: yeah..
--Emo-- 1] Do you cry often?: i cry all the fuckin time.. 2] Do you wear hoodies: yeah.. 3] Do you like soft music: yeah.. 4] Do people not understand you? yeah.. 5] Do you write your own songs? nah.. 6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: no.. 7] Do you cut your hair: yah.. 8] Are you lonely: yeah.. 9] Is Ohio for lovers?: haha..
im fucking tired.. |